Stop Those Cookies

I am the King of the World.

Age: Tuesday
City: Bronx
Sex: Light Cycle Grid Jack
Objective: To shine light on the image in your head of someone fat on top of you.


Unidentified Flying Human searching for the Barry White in the sky. Unicorns got no goal, they got horns that shoot rainbows into your eyes and create news for fox five. Music my soul, smile with your mind. Hear what I see what your nose. Autofellatio to the words on the screen, I'll share my heart with thee if you don't break it before you pee. Dance with monkeys, life comedian on the run. Steampunk everything you own, save the ozone from broken loans and gas powered hate by our guns in war. Follow the sun, Chase the Stars.

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quirkilicious:

Holy shit monkeys. Phenomenal animation and a song by Imagine Dragons?!

How can I not reblog this. Good job Riot!

i don’t even play League of Legends but HOLY CRAP TTHAT WAS COOL! *O*

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i want a relationship like this
look how cute they are
she fell asleep in his arms and he didnt even move cuz he didnt want to wake her up awww

That nigga didn’t move cause she to heavy. Look at his fingers, he’s losing grip fast than Rose let go of Jack.

blogsetting:

i want a relationship like this
look how cute they are
she fell asleep in his arms and he didnt even move cuz he didnt want to wake her up awww

That nigga didn’t move cause she to heavy. Look at his fingers, he’s losing grip fast than Rose let go of Jack.

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